22 December 2005

Menstrual cycles of exgirlfriends

Someone from work just put a bag full of Lindt Chocolates on my desk. They just left it there as a holiday gift. Here, eat all you want, you know you want to. Like the apparition of peer pressure it doth call to me.

You can't know how opportune it is for just such things. And yeah, I've had three chocolates so far. I know it won't only be three that I have all day. I know it as well as I know my soul.

I'm weak, and because of Kelly, this time of the month I always crave chocolate. It's the residual left-over of our relationship. This time of the month was always her time if the month, and so she always craved chocolates or sweets. And through sympathy pain, I was always her partner in crime. So yeah, I can't get enough chocolate right now.

Just like everything else that's leaving me about her, I know this too will fade. But right now, at my desk, in front of the great expanse of the internet -- my confessional -- I feel like eating more candy.

:)

Make that four I've had all day.

9 comments:

sexierexie said...

I don't know which is better. This blog's title or this post's title. :)

Paul said...

I thought that'd get a laugh. :) thanks stranger.

kbryna said...

i am both impressed and freaked out by this post.

a certain Lawyer of my acquaintance, with whom i LIVED for three and a half years, could not have told you or anyone else anything about any time of the month (or any cravings it provoked).

but the really important question here, of course, is: what kind of chocolates were they?

Mavlock The Midnightman said...

Wow, I thought craving chocolate on a monthly schedule was normal. ::shurgs:: Now I am kinda freaked out about that. But godsdamn I love reslin(sp)!

Kevin K said...

No words.

Paul said...

yeah, so what if i'm gay? ha!

DelTron said...

Um, if you are... I'm going to lock my door and sleep with my sword close by...

[fruitcake]

Mavlock The Midnightman said...

Alright man your new profile pic looks like some straight up incredible hulk shit. Who is the man inside?

Beckett Amelia Hughes said...

dec 25...i'm up real early...Merry Christmas

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