17 October 2005

Two things that are great

The first is a comic my friend Jon found.


Dr. McNinja
Go there, read it, pee yourself.

The second is an album called The Mouse and the Mask by Danger Doom, a collaboration between Danger Mouse and MF Doom.


It's teh aw3s0m3. I am sofa king we todd did.
Love the Master Shake voicemail messages.

33 comments:

Jon said...

The bullet is enormous, there is no dodging it.

Anonymous said...

Dr. McNinja is making my comic stop list. That is better then most adult swim material.

Paul said...

I'm the one doing the kicking Err, you kick it elsewhere.

Paul said...

Anonymous, you are very mysterious...

McNinja is a total gem.

Anonymous said...

I would post who I am, but then I would loose this ninja like stealth. ^_^

Paul said...

How very ninjaesque of you.

Jon said...

We'll find out who he/she is! We'll travel to the mystic hidden temple where he was trained and interrogate his master, Qui Gon Jin--er, I mean Ras Al Gul (sp?).

We may just light the place on fire and burn some monks for good measure.

Anonymous said...

Ra's Al Ghul?? Hell no that guy is crazy, burn that bastard to the ground. Really since when did Ninja's and Monks start mingling?

Search all you want, if you find me I'm sure I got a special fortune cookie just for you.

Jon said...

Fortune cookie grenade!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Well since we brought up a batman reference, what did you guys think of that movie?

::puts away fortune cookie grenade for now::

Paul said...

totally bad ass, it hits DVD tomorrow and I'm picking it up

Anonymous said...

God bless dvd!

Anonymous said...

Alright damn it, Dangerdoom is bad ass. I love that Sofa King Instrumental. Once again thanks for pointing out another think I seemed to have missed.

And you know if I had a ninja master I'd want the guy from the first ninja turtles movie instead. NINJA VANISH!

Paul said...

HAHAH!!! OMG!! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?? We totally have the same taste.

Anonymous said...

So you like Samuri Champloo soundtrack as well I take it?

Not sure if I should out myself yet, ninja training tends to make one paranoid.

Paul said...

I do. And yeah, paranoid indeed. Really, do I know you in like, real life?

Anonymous said...

You used to know me. Long time ago. Funny thing that next blog button does.

Paul said...

Ah, shit. cool, okay then what's with all the secrets? I feel like the past is haunting me...

How long ago? Highschool? Before?

I know from your IP you're from Florida.

You're name isn't Martin is it? If it is, you better count your prayers. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

Damn IPs, you think being security engineer I'd be a bit more sneaky.

Well, consider my prayers counted. Not exactly sure what you mean by that.

Paul said...

Shit, really, you stole my moms jewlery and ran to Florida and obviously stayed there. Really, motherfucker, that was my trust man, you fucked with that, me and my mom's trust, that's just fucked up. I still havent forgotten and I'm still pissed and hurt. Really. Somehow I knew it was you.

Anonymous said...

I expected that, I deserve it no doubt. I betrayed you and your mother's trust, I betrayed your friendship. I am sorry it outted here like this. Can I ask one question? Why do you say I stole your mothers jewelery? I know I lied about my dad kicking me out, and took advantage of things there. But why the jewelery?

Paul said...

and there you are, right on this fucking list.

http://www.flcaug.org/Minutes/05022003.html

I wish now that I didn't know.

You owe us an appology and if you can't give us that you should'nt come back here, to this page.

I have friends I can trust now.

Paul said...

Cause you did, either it was you or Kevin Blackwell, we never found out, and you two were thick as thieves. We all were, I should have known shady shit was going on, there was always some kinda scam, some scheme. I never thought for a second though you'd scam me.

You're just lucky we couldn't press charges, you up and just fucking vanished before we could even figure out what happened.

My mom was heart broken, one of the things you fuckers took was a watch given to her by her father, it was irreplacable and you probably got 50 bucks for it.

Unless you want to appologize to her you better not fucking write here anymore, this is gonna tear her up.

Anonymous said...

Yeah I am still in florida, never left. Couldn't face coming back, I found you by accident. I am sorry to stir up these bad memories for you. I do apologize to you both, beyond anything words can ever comprehend. I pulled some damn stupid stunts during those years, stuff I am ashamed off.

I really fucked that up. I am sorry that it I did the stuff I did. I dont blame you for being pissed at me. Please just answer my question if you could. Even if you could just email it to me.

I should have just left you alone, but I really I felt now that I found you I had to apologize.

Anonymous said...

That explains it then.

I apologize to your mom for not finding out sooner. For not facing it. I should have never hung around that guy, and it just took me downward. I did not find out till florida what he had done and we parted ways then. I could not stand to be around him. I lied to you guys about my dad kicking me out, but I would not have stolen from you. I am sorry that it happen, deeply, I did not know what he had done till it was too late.

Atleast you had the common sense to back away from it all. I played the stupid role and kept fucking up.

Damm man I am sorry, I swear(even if my word isnt good). I did not steal that from her. I could not do that.

I never saw the stuff so I dont know what happen to it. I just know he did it, and it ate me up.

I am sorry to screw up your day like this as well.

Mavlock The Midnightman said...

Yeah I should learn to type as well. That is horrible to read. No use in being anonymous anymore. That was just stupid of me to continue.

Paul said...

I can't forever condemn someone for something they did when they we're 14 and stupid.

This is hard because I still want to like you. I have a lot of things to think about. I know I can never trust you again but not trusting someone and not liking someone are different things.

Also, expect a letter from my mom, either here or on your own page. The internet, who knew.

Mavlock The Midnightman said...

Gotta face the music eventually. Your mom can email at gmail.com using my username from blogspot(mavlock).

Sorry to throw this wrench at you. I pray to god my kids never do anything remotely to what I did.

Mavlock The Midnightman said...

Yeah I never would have imagined back then, the internet.

Jon said...

Martin? Martin Brandt who ran off to Florida!? OMG!

You stole my VIRGINITY motherfucker!!! You stole it and then you ran off and left me! LEFT ME!!! I waited for you for SIX YEARS you bastard!! I prayed and prayed and hoped that I would never see you again. You ruined my life!!!

(No, but really, don't piss Paul off. You won't like the Skullfuckers when they're angry.)

Mavlock The Midnightman said...

Wow, I stole what!?! Holy shit.. I never should have started drinking.

I will beware your warning though.

DelTron said...

Everything okay in here? Do I need to seperate you boys or bust fucking skulls?

Don't make me turn this blog around, because I WILL!!

Mavlock The Midnightman said...

Lord, lot of threats towards the skull.

::puts on helmet::

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